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Once, gods ruled the cosmos with thunderbolts, miracles, and questionable morals. Now? They share a 5-bedroom in the suburbs and split a Netflix account. Centuries of dwindling faith have left the divine broke, powerless, and painfully mortal. No prayers, no power, it’s that simple. From Olympus to unemployment, from Valhalla to vending machines, this is what happens when immortals try to adult. The age of myth is over, and the age of awkward roommate group chats has only just begun!